Dorset grown · Big on flavour

We may be
grumpy.
But we're serious
about good food.

Fresh gourmet mushrooms, grown with care. From our grow room to your kitchen.

Show me the mushrooms ↗
Grown in Dorset ✦ Part of Ecclesia Farms ✦ Full of flavour
Fresh from the grow room

Good mushrooms.
Grumpy growers.

Lion's Mane and oyster mushrooms, ready to bring something special to your plate.

Fresh Lion’s Mane MushroomsAvailable

Fresh Lion’s Mane Mushrooms

Fresh Lion’s Mane mushrooms, grown in Dorset. A 200g punnet with a delicate flavour and meaty texture.

£5.00 / 200g punnet
Fresh Oyster MushroomsAvailable

Fresh Oyster Mushrooms

Fresh oyster mushrooms, grown in Dorset. A 200g punnet with a delicate flavour, perfect for frying, stir-fries and pasta.

£5.00 / 200g punnet
A little mushroom magic

Grow your own.
Easy peasy.

Your own mushroom block, tucked inside a Grumpy Guys branded box. Just add a little care.

Coming soon

Lion's Mane
Grow Kit

Watch those fluffy mushrooms grow at home, then enjoy them in your kitchen.

£20 / box
Coming soon

Oyster Mushroom
Grow Kit

Grow your own oyster mushrooms and harvest them fresh from the box.

£20 / box

Open the marked area of the box, cut the bag through the opening, and follow the care instructions printed on the outside.

Good food on its way

Your basket.

Local roots. Plenty of character.

Meet the Grumpy Guys.

We grow gourmet mushrooms in Dorset as part of Ecclesia Farms. Our aim is simple: great mushrooms, great flavour, and more good food on local plates.

Free collection or £1.50 local delivery to Poole, Bournemouth, Christchurch and Ringwood.